oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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