That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
So much rum. So many feels.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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