I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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