The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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