we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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