so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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