So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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