I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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