You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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