i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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