There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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