i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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