Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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