I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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