Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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he looks like a really good dad on facebook
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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WHAT??
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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