So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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