And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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