at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize
