hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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