I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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