I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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