So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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