break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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