He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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