He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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