As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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