We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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