So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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