Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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