you would pick up someone in the library
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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