Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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