fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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