i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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