That's intense
People in love make me want to vomit
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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