You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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