Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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