I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
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