you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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