Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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