This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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