Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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