it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Someone signed my nipple.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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