I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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