doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just wanna soil my oats bro
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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