I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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