I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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