You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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