i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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