i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
There's always time for handjobs
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
