absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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