I look better un-naked...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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