When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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