accomplished twins. life is a go
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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