biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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