nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
There r osticjed everywhere
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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